Sometimes it doesn’t take much at all to turn a bad morning or day around.
A funny clip, a joke or quote can do it.
And if you’re looking for funny sayings for your letter board to keep it as a constant mood improver at home or at work then today’s post will help you out.
Here’s 110 of the most unique, witty and laugh out loud funny letter board quotes.
I hope you’ll find something here for your board and to share with coworkers, friends and family to make their day better too.
Funny Letter Board Quotes For Work
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
– Jerome K. Jerom
“The reward for good work is more work.”
– Francesca Elisia
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?”
– Edgar Bergen
“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
– Douglas Adams
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
– Charles Lamb
“My patience is like my worn out phone battery – it barely makes it past noon.”
– Sandra Shea
“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.”
– Robert Frost
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”
– Robert Frost
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.”
– Drew Carey
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
– Bill Gates
“No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.”
– Groucho Marx
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”
– George Carlin
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.”
– John Gotti
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.”
– Robert Orben
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.”
– Claude McDonald
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.”
– Peter Drucker
“My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.”
– Ted Turner
“The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.”
– Robert Townsend
“Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.”
– Paula Poundstone
“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.”
– Ogden Nash
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
– Henry Kissinger
“The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.”
– Stanley J. Randall
“When in doubt, look intelligent.”
– Garrison Keillor
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”
– Phyllis Diller
Funny Letter Board Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
– Jack Handey
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
– Erma Bombeck
“Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.”
– Bill Murray
“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.”
– Mitch Hedberg
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
– Will Ferrell
“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.”
– Bill Murray
“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.”
– Tom Clancy
“A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
– Abraham Lincoln
“If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month.”
– Theodore Roosevelt
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
– Dave Barry
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
– George Carlin
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
– Will Rogers
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
– Groucho Marx
“As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”
– Sir Norman Wisdom
“Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?”
– Jay Leno
“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”
– Erma Bombeck
“It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn’t finish.”
– Carrie Underwood
“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.”
– Ellen DeGeneres
“I have noticed that even people who claim everything is predetermined and that we can do nothing to change it look before they cross the road.”
– Stephen Hawking
“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
– Dalai Lama
“My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.”
– Tina Fey
“I saw a study that said speaking in front of a crowd is considered the number one fear of the average person. Number two was death. This means to the average person, if you have to be at a funeral, you would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.”
– Jerry Seinfeld
Unique and Funny Letter Board Quotes
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
– Alan Dundes
“Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people’s drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys.”
– Polish Proverb
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
– Albert Einstein
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”
– Bill Watterson
“I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.”
– Mark Twain
“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.”
– Sam Ewing
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”
– Miles Kington
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.”
– W. C. Fields
“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.”
– E. B. White
“Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.”
– Cullen Hightower
“Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.”
– Francois de La Rochefoucauld
“You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.”
– Yogi Berra
“A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.”
– Denis Waitley
“Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.”
– Will Rogers
“When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’”
– Sydney J. Harris
“Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.”
– Ellen DeGeneres
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.”
– Ethel Barrymore
“Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.”
– Albert Einstein
“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.”
– Dennis Wholey
“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”
– Groucho Marx
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
– William James
Hilarious Letter Board Quotes and Sayings
“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”
– Steven Wright
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
– Greg Tamblyn
“Confidence is 10 percent work and 90 percent delusion.”
– Tina Fey
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
– George Burns
“If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.”
– Steven Wright
“The road to success is always under construction.”
– Lily Tomlin
“My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.”
– Milton Berle
“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.”
– Jon Stewart
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.”
– George Burns
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
– Lily Tomlin
“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.”
– Graham Norton
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles M. Schulz
“If any of you cry at my funeral, I’ll never speak to you again.”
– Stan Laurel
“Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.”
– Jerry Seinfeld
“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
“When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was Always.”
– Rita Rudner
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
– Phyllis Diller
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
– Jim Carrey
“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.”
– George Burns
“The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.”
– Jon Stewart
“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.”
– Redd Foxx
“Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
– Helen Rowland
“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”
– Les Dawson
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.”
– Jackie Mason
Extra Short and Funny Letter Board Quotes
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
– Charlie Chaplin
“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
– Will Rogers
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”
– Oscar Wilde
“Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.”
– George Carlin
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
– Robin Williams
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
– Steve Martin
“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.”
– Mark Twain
“There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.”
– Henry Kissinger
“I never forget a face – but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”
– Groucho Marx
“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”
– Steven Wright
“Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.”
– Oscar Wilde
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
– Mark Twain
“It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.”
– Ashleigh Brilliant
“Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.”
– Dale Carnegie
“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.”
– Anthony Burgess
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
– Elbert Hubbard
Want more laughs and sayings for your letter board? Then check out these hilarious work quotes, the funny good morning quotes here and also this one with lots and lots of hilarious quotes about life.